The Militant Libertarian

I'm pissed off and I'm a libertarian. What else you wanna know?

Saturday, March 01, 2008

New Goverment Seal

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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