LETTER FROM THE BOSS
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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Got comments? Email me, dammit!
Permanent link for this article which can be used on any website:
posted by Aaron Turpen @ 11:29 PM
3 Comments:
At 5:46 PM, June 28, 2009 ,
Pat said...
Too funny! Sad at the same time. Nice website btw, nice to see more and more people with Common Sense are speaking out; can you feel it coming? I can, it's in the air something heavy.
At 5:59 PM, June 28, 2009 ,
Aaron Turpen said...
Thanks. I think the site is in year six of its life now. Almost as old as my dog. :)
By the way, I write over at RestoretheRepublic.com (Aaron Russo's website) at my own blog AaronsEnvironMental.com (putting the Mental into environmental) and at FreeWestRadio.com (Dale Williams' radio show website).
At 10:23 PM, June 28, 2009 ,
Pat said...
Thanx, I left a few websites for you at your Environ blog concerning the shipping containers.
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