Letter to the IRS

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15,
but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building
permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax,
federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing
license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax,
luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent
last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road
tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax,
state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state
and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state
and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax,
lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas,
Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I
can't recall but I have run out of space and money. When you do not receive
my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake.



Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris
Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss
Timothy Geithner.

No penalties and no interest.


Sincerely,

Idon'tOUshit

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